Famous comedians are always running around between shows and sets with very little to give autographs (for the selfie generation – When there were no cameras to take selfie, people took signatures on paper). This is how Mitch Hedberg autographed for a fan, while cleverly referencing his own joke.
Incase you are not aware of the classic, this is the joke –
“People ask me for my autograph after the show. I’m not famous, I think they’re fucking with me. They’re trying to make me late for something.”
So when a fan asked him for an autograph this is what he wrote.
Incase you can’t understand because of the doctor’s handwriting this is what he wrote –
“Morgan.. Fuck you now I’m late”.